If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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