You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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