Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
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