There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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