she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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