yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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