I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Randomize
