He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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