ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Why?
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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