at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
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