I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
Last time i carry you out of a forest
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
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