Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
The feeling are messing with the penis
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
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