porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
and she was petting her beer can
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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