Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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