Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
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