She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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