oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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