Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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