so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
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