Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Randomize
