well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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