If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
She just used a chaser for red wine.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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