no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
Randomize
