worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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