If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
He shit in the fireplace
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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