Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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