I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
How did I get home last night?
We put your keys on a lanyard that asked anyone that found you to bring you home. A nice man in a cape, green shorts and a mesh shirt dropped you off this morning.
Oh. Yeah. Riiiggghhht
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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