Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
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