Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
My dad is sitting where you rode me
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
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