whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I think i ate a live goldfish last night. that i caught with my hand in a kiddie pool. my stomach really hurts.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
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