Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
And my parents said I crawled through the house
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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