we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
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