left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
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