I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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