Have you finally orgasmed yet?
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
