party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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