That's when you crack a 10am beer
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
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