If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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