"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
my liver is dry heaving
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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