When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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