are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
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