do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
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