As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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