so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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