You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
I mean I feel like if you explain to the emoji app company that your friend got plastered and fell to the ground and is trying to scheme her way back to normal life and get her dignity back they would understand just how necessary it is to have a fingers crossed emoji...
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
Randomize