u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
He has the fingertips of a God
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