The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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