I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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