So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
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