Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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