I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
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