K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
this is an emotional support booty call
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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