Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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