Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
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