Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
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