Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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