so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
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